Summer minipost: Letter to a Sugar Mama

Sugar Mama, if you are well, I am well. The summer is upon us, inside us, transfiguring us.  I know how you feel right now. The bearded men are in rags because they need to show their tattoos, and humanity does not know how to stop turning pleasure into jobs. They leave you unattended because they have dogs to walk. The feeling of being unappreciated,turn life into an affair,but, Sugar Mama, I'll take care of you. 
There is a new religion brought in via healthy witches hitting our shores: the paleo movement. Runners do it, yoga gurus bent over it, body builders refine their breasts thinking of nuts. 
I was brave... I made a cake with your name.I called it Raw Sugar Mama. It's dark,it's intense, it's rich and ,above all things, it's healthy. 
Everybody wants to live forever,nowadays. Time is the most precious thing in this busy grind of living and to procrastinate with the hope of doing later what you cannot do now...well... you have to be fit and illness-free.

Please don't be jealous,but our Raw Yummy Mummy overtakes you in terms of sales. I think it's about the color. The filling is a cocktail of avocado and rosewater creating a  film of vivid creamy green. Magic! Sugar Mama, just magic! As you know, avocados are the cleanest vegetables you can eat, with less pesticides.
What about me? I am doing my bit, because I like to practise what I preach,not like my old folks' priest. I planted four little apple trees in the back garden. I shoveled like a mad man in heavy heat to empty two compost bins and prepare the raised beds for new seeds. Sugar Mama, I am expecting a lot of pumpkins and a baby in October!
Regarding my private life, my best friends are already dead: Faulkner, Gogol, Thoreau,Rimbaud...  I keep friendship alive rereading them in the evening.  
At the moment, going through the last pages of Celine's 'Death on Credit'. Has ever existed a more honest man than Celine? Sugar Mama, you're supposed to be mature and experienced, you tell me!
It's getting late and I need to water the flowers outside the house. Thanks for your company.I'll keep you posted.
Your Sugar Man